Dry Salmon

A young vagina that looks deceivingly pink, ripe, and plump, but in actuality feels like 80 year old sand-snatch. Enjoy at your own risk.

"Hey man, did you hook up with Jenny last night?"

"Naw Bro, she let that fish go...DRY SALMON!"

by Salmonator September 3, 2013

dry dinner

An incredibly sexy person, who has a face that just turns you on for no reason. You feel the need to kiss them but your not quite sure why.

"See her, she looks like a right dry dinner

by Blackblindsman October 1, 2013

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

Easy dry it up

1. "Easy dry it up" or in short "dry it up" is a parting phrased between to guy friends that simply means to have such supreme love-making proficiency that you are able to dry a women up

2. "Easy dry it up" means that your skills are so superior to another person that it makes others skills look dry and worthless

3. "Easy dry it up" means to stop a player in basketball who is playing so well he could be describe as "wet"

4. A phrase used to wish "easy" burning of marijuana.

-"Dry it up"="Burn in up"

1.Friend 1- "Alright man see you later"

Friend 2- "Easy dry it up"

2. "I'm drying up my friends on the basketball court

3. "Ron Artest's defense is drying up Lebron James tonight"

4. Friend 1- "Yo you want to smoke?"

Friend 2- "Naw, I can't, dry it up though"

by Ruben Green March 9, 2011

Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 4, 2011

Fuck me dry

When you ask someone to fuck you dry when you’re in the mood 😏. Usually until everyone is dry.

Girl: Me and my friend want to fuck you dry
Boy: Alright! 😏😏😏 Can’t wait for you both to fuck me dry.

by Pop_tart._. November 12, 2018

Dry Turkey

A year where one has not engaged in sexual intercourse.

A dry spell lasting a year.

We knew he was going overseas and with that tattoo on his arm would have a hard time meeting ladies. Without our intervention there would be a dry turkey situation. He needed his balls buttered.

by Ionlyeatcannedcranberrysauce November 20, 2018