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Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.
"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".
by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022
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Clam-Jam

To take some clams, and jam them.
This tune has a great start, it really clam-jam’s.
by Avenger2.0 September 30, 2022
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Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting on a clam. The last one to squirt has to eat the clam.
Tsuki, Twirly, and Ren got together to have a Wham Clam.
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Wham Clam

When a group of women take turns squirting their vaginal juices onto a single clam. The last woman to squirt then has to eat the Wham Clam.
Twirly, Tsuki, Ren, and Van all did a big Wham Clam, but decided to give the offering to Kaze.
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clam child

"Dash, do you also feel like a clam child?"
by Ellenn-A May 26, 2022
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Clam flex

The act of an aggressive woman (most likely a lesbian, or Karen), in which this person will proudly demonstrate their innate ability to turn up from 0 to 11, and verbally, sometimes physically to assert themselves over those they perceive as someone who is not worthy of their respect.
"dude, did you see how that butch looking chick just got in Chad's face?"

"Yeah bro, that was the ultimate clam flex"
by Oafhunter December 8, 2021
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