mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

mike

a dumbass who makes fun of people

he is a mike

by Ben56176 June 3, 2018

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

miked

when your project gets smashed publicly by someone spreading negative verbage

Our community artjam needed extra cashola but it was miked

by therealtrooper June 10, 2018

Mike Ferrell

Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.

Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!

by eagle320jp January 13, 2020

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020