Captain's Wafers

an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc.

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023

Captain & Tunneling

The act of tunneling someone while you have your foot up on a barrel of rum

"We finished the latest episode of Night Court, and before the credits finished rolling, he had already started to captain and tunnel me."

"Captain & tunneling? Is that even legal in Rhode Island?"

by NirnrootSandwich January 14, 2023

Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"

We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.

by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022

Snack Captain

The person in the relationship who thinks they’re the better snack buyer, but usually a person who uses this term selfishly is not.

I.E “I am the snack captain and pretzels are a good snack.”
Also
“You’re just mad you’re not the snack captain because you like candy.”

by Ewa WooWa December 27, 2022

captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023

Captains Knock

Matty Short's match winning innings of 100 off 59 nuts chasing a record 230.

Need a 'captains knock' here

by sui9999 January 5, 2023