gurbanso beans

Dry beans

"Umma crucifie you with these gurbanso beans"

by D4$A@026 June 21, 2016

Bean-Dip

(Verb) — To suddenly change the subject when asked an uncomfortable or pointed question that one does not want to answer; with the intention of distracting the questioner.

1. Mary: Did you pass your bio exam?

Stacy: Have you tried the bean dip, it’s

really good!

2. Bill: What did you say when she wanted

to take it to the “next level?”

Jim: Nothing, I just bean-dipped her.

by Quillon Myles May 3, 2018

Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"

Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro

by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018

cooca beans

A very very very very very very yet again very sexy bean that everyone should eat, its tasty shit

Look at dem cooca beans.

by dank beans May 5, 2018

bean freaker

Someone or something that defies the laws of logic or reality: through its perception, literallyfreaks ones bean (mind)

The idea of the Higgs boson literally freaks my bean.

Taking acid and watching Montell is a bean freaker.

by TLiT July 18, 2012

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

West Bean

Someone who is not right in the head and acts in a strange manner.

That guy's a west bean yano!

by Yano who i am November 30, 2011