Sigma year

A year where an individual successfully complets:

Just jerkn't january

Fuck fapping february
Meat mastery march
Abstinence april
Must make it may!
Just jesus june
Jacked july
Almost there august

Save semen september

Only sex october
No nut november

Don't do it december

thus becoming a literal god of self control.

Mike:"Hey, the word on the street it that you finished Sigma year. Is it true?"
James:"Yeah"
Mike:"Dude, you are a legend!"

by chorbet November 15, 2022

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14 year old

the kids who are in middle school or just began high school. They go out to parties every single week. They are very dumb and only turn 14 so they can stay high all night

12-14 year olds: *at a party*
14 year olds: drink up little kid
10 and 11 year olds who snuck in: umm, ok?
*11 and 10 year old getting drunk*

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

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National hit a first year day

Only on May 26 are you allowed to hit a first year!

The first year should not be a pussy and accept his or her faith

Hey Brian, isn’t it national hit a first year day today ?

by Ciaran Rodgers May 11, 2022

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fiskal year

Da annual financial record of da company dat makes da ubiquitous orange-handled scissors.

As breakable as those chintzy plastic-handled scissors are, I'm amazed dat their manufacturer can even get through a single fiskal year!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

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New Year's

Nobody calls 2021 the old year now, so what changes on New Year's day? It's a lot like a birthday, the only thing that changes is a number on a calendar (or age for birthday) goes up by 1. This year will be a lot like the year before it, so what's the big deal?

There's too many people that act like New Year's day is a change to another dimension when really absolutely nothing changes on New Year's day.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021

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