drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Fetus Sleeping

Fetus sleeping is when you condense your body into the smallest amount of surface area you can get until you look like a mature fetus when you wake up.

Guy 2 : you've been fetus sleeping haven't you?
Guy 1 : what's that?
Guy 2 : it's when your body looks like a fetus when you wake up because you curled up into a ball at night before actually ever properly sleeping.

by DefiDef July 19, 2016

Sleep-Bombed

When your are about to fall asleep and you feel like you are about to get hit by something or fall out of bed so you have a full body twitch and you wake up.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... (Full Body Twitch) WOE, I just got sleep-bombed!

by Kesh123 July 10, 2016

sleep teaser

The act of sexually teasing your partner while you are sleeping.

"He's such a sleep teaser! He woke me up and then we didn't even finish."

by Zebra Cakez June 29, 2016

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

inter exeption sleeping

Two people sleeping, in sort of spoon position with leg sandwich. Both having identical dreams.

"Dude I woke up with my girl and we both had the same dream, it was some inter exeption sleeping s***"

by @pancakefloper May 14, 2016