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St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong
by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023
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14 Clarinet St

This is just the wildest place for the Gangilang
Brother, you haven’t been to 14 Clarinet St
by LachyB September 24, 2023
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st louises

absolute stinking bastards go to St louises wif their shitey coloured uniform

the only good thing about the school is Mr falls

may watch u don't get jumped by cunty 2nd years getting on like they own the place as if they haven't been er 5 minutes

u will get fuck all in life and be found on Castle Street if u go there

schools absolute shite and so is all the minging cunts in it
person 1: I go to all saints wbu

person 2: aye I can fucking tell u fat bastard and I go to St louises

person 1: aye ur getting fucking no where in life in at shitey school ye bastard
by faggettt October 4, 2023
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St. Paul’s girls school

It is a school with annoying people and they go like slayyyyyy queennnnn
‘I will exterminate St. Paul’s girls school
by Thesupremebush July 2, 2023
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Raven St. Claire

A cute femboy skater who enjoys photography and smoking pot . They love being sassy and sarcastic, annoying their partner occasionally. Raven is very loved and well there are a lot of pros to Raven St. Claire, man do they fart.
Raven St. Claire skated away, farting into the sunset owO
by Caffeinated FrogStar July 3, 2023
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St Ambrose Barlow swinton

A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead
What school do u go

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

Bet u get touched

I do
by Hehdheuehehbdjdjfud July 13, 2023
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St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.
Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?
by tikikenny August 6, 2023
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