michael vallerie

Michael Vallerie is a stupid piece of shit, he farts all the time and won't stop eating dairy. He smells like poopy butts and he drives a BMW but its a 3 series.

Look at that tool, must be related to michael vallerie

by funmaterflex May 23, 2019

Michael Jackson

Only the greatest pop singer of all time! He has won 13 Grammy awards and several other awards. He sadly had vitiligo and lots of plastic surgeries because of it.

Michael Jackson’s legacy lives on to this day and his music is popin’.

by DragonJeff09 May 29, 2018

Michael Hahn

Your typical tiny penis nerd boy with a 100% chance of never breeding. His money will allow him to achieve minor success in his life, but even with immense funds, no bitch will ever want this gay boy inside them. Michael Hahns are extensively condescending, but in fact could be bullied to the point of death at any and every moment. 90% of those who come in contact with the fabled horror that is Michael Hahn hate him.

"You know Michael Hahn?"
"You mean Faggot?"

by Advantage Tennis Academy May 30, 2018

Michael Jackson

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.

Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.

by August-Moon January 16, 2020

michael fleming

Name of Scottish Descent. Normally gifted to the child with the largest Dumpy in the clan. This name has been held by all of the greatest Jarls.

Man did you see Michael Fleming the other day?

That guy has a DUMPY

by paragonzion January 30, 2020

Michael Diji

Michael Diji is simply the Best in The World! He is handsome, kind, thoughtful oh and did i mention he is the bestಥ_ಥ.

Thinking about him makes me feel like Superman cause he inspires me...
All hail The BITW

Michael Diji is simply the Best in The World!

by The BITW February 4, 2020

Michael Moment

The comedic reference to anything involving feces, including but not limited to poo, flatulence, sharts, gastro-intestinal issues, poo particulates, and much more. The saying is derived from Michael's attraction to farts, otherwise known as

Eproctophilia.

I just took a fat Michael Moment.
Don't let Michael smell that Michael Moment you just had.

by TheGuy69420 November 29, 2020