Irish Christmas

When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.

Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.

"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"

by StuckInSalemWithSatan February 26, 2021

Irish Hello

Arriving late to a party, sneaking past everyone without a greeting to the bar for a few shots to catch up then coming out to say hello.

Shawn: Have you seen Scott? I thought he just got here and now I can't find him.
Kelly: Yeah! Where is he? We need to get him on the next round.

Scott: <just walking in> Hello! No need! I just had a few on my own!
Shawn: aw damn ye fer giving us the old Irish hello ye bastard

by Scylaxu March 12, 2021

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

irish testicles

Potatoes

Hey could you pass the Irish testicles?

by Poion606 March 25, 2021

Irish Spitfire

How a cute and potentially cool girl named Caitlyn describes herself.

That Caitlyn, she’s a real Irish Spitfire

by CA76 March 27, 2021

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

irish forest

How your toilet looks after eating lucky charms

Bro who left an Irish forest in the target bathroom?

by Bob Vagene May 28, 2021