Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

Human Operating System

Human Operating System or HOS is

an operating system designed by and for humans. The operating system is what allows you the user, a human to function and complete tasks.

The reason Gary is speaking with an English accents is that his human operating system (HOS) default setting is British.

by Snake Master November 10, 2020

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

by Altruis November 10, 2020

Human

Shitbag

Human's be shitbags

by Froggity November 23, 2020

Human

The lower lifeform

Alien 1: What are humans
Alien 2: Just another lower lifeform

by Glitch Town November 24, 2020

Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.

That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020