When the cops come to your door and your homie tells you to hide the drugs in his ass and you put it in there then he moans and then he nuts all over you and the cops and gets the cops pregnant.
*Police Sirens*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
Friend: ``What is that?``
*People Come Up to the Door*
Friend: ``Quick! Hide the drugs in my ass.``
*Sticks it up his ass*
*He starts nutting all over us and the cops*
by Moai January 24, 2023
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Q: So whose car is that in the fire zone out front?
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
A: It's a to go food order, so probably just a Door Douche!
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we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
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