cum keyboard

A keyboard which has been cum apon so much that it has formed an extra layer over the actual keyboard and has a hard inside layer amd a wet & sticky outside layer. Usually some keys get stuck together and the whole thing is sticky to where it is unusable.

Gamer boi: "I went to play fortnite last night but my keyboard was so sticky that my hands kept getting wet and they stuck to the keys."
Old girl: "well maybe you should clean your cum keyboard Johnny!"

by Whispering_sweet_nothings November 13, 2018

Cum-humbler

Verb- When you are receiving fellatio and right before ejaculation, the person sucking shoves two fingers in your ass while folding your legs up over your head and making you cum in your own face.

That slippery bitch had me folded over giving me a cum-humbler before I even knew what was happening.

Past tense- I almost lost an eye when that ungrateful snatch cum-humbled me.

by Mabel Scartooney December 5, 2018

Cum Nostrils

The act of a girl giving you a blowjob where your dick reaches the back of her throat and once you bust, cum shoots out of her nostrils.

Bro, so last night this girl was giving me head and I busted my nuts and all of a sudden she got cum nostrils!

by ThugontheInterwebs August 14, 2017

Slushee cum

A term for a watered down slushee

Yo, this slushee cum is litty

by kmanchill July 18, 2017

Stale cum

Semen becomes stale when left in someone's rectum. Usually the aroma intensifies when mixed with the potpourri of someone's rectum.

Mad your facts stink !!!!! Did someone leave some #stale cum in your rectum ????

by Pharbie October 31, 2018

Fire cum

When the cum so hot it burns through your dick and creates a Jewish synagogue inside of your liver

Yo we got that mad fire cum

by Clooch god March 1, 2019

Cum and Feathered

Similar to the ritualistic act of "Tar and Feathering". The victim will receive a coating of the participants cum, preferably on the face and immediately followed by a handful of feathers. Exploding Feathered pillow blow to the face is the preferred method.

Dude 1: "..so I totally left that Bitch looking like a chicken!"

Dude 2: "lmfao?! How so?"

Dude 1: "The classic CUM AND FEATHERED method!"

Dude 2: "Ahh yes, the classic CUM AND FEATHERED method"

by RacinJason December 13, 2018