Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
Get the Band of the big black horse mug.Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.
by The faces of Farhad December 15, 2017
Get the Lad bands mug.A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.
by Daddison January 3, 2018
Get the volunteer band mug.The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
Get the Band poser mug.The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
Get the Brass Banding mug.Entitled, horny, annoying as hell retards who think they are special and actually play a sport. Just like the other person who defined this word.
Person 1: "Ah dude did you see that the Carmel High School Marching Band won Grand Nationals again?"
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
Person: "No, who actually fucking cares."
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