Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

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V-tip

tampon vag patch vag-aid pad maxi pad panty liner

Looks like you're all out of tampons... Need me to run to the store for some new "V-tips" for your "Elephant Ears"?

by jefbenne May 30, 2018

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:v

Thing that spanish people uses when dont understand a shit.

Man: Hey perro khe bergas haces.
Me: khe :v

by 🤔 May 10, 2018

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V-Mac

White Boy Reincarnation of T-Mac, the legend that still plays 2k14 cuz T-Mac is available in free agency, the show stopper, hot sauce tosser, swiss cheese squeeze breeze freeze smoove move V-Mac will prove showmen.
The Stallion among the 4 Horsemen.
The Million in the Dolar Man.

The C-Quel to Fallout.
The Pre-Quel to Borat.

Can't stand a chance against V-Mac. That boi going to do sweep you like dust from a Rule Book. He's got that Ref RNA in him.

by 2k14 T-Mac May 15, 2018

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cardi v

Weird.. pretty.... ugly

Cardi v is weird... pretty... ugly

by Cardi v May 16, 2018

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V-Bucks

In game currency used by the very popular game 'Fortnite'. The V stands for Virginity so the whole phrase means 'Virginity Bucks'. People who play Fortnite are virgins so Epic games, the creators of fortnite, named the currency respectivly.

" How many V-Bucks do you have?". "1200"

by Useful_words July 8, 2019

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