Stuffed turkey

Stuffing hand burgers up the ass as a resolution to obesity.

Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?

Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!

by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019

Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 2, 2018

talkin turkey

Discussing business

At the trap talkin turkey

by CheefQweef May 15, 2018

Turkey Licker

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Tucked Turkey

A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.

My friend has an amazing tucked turkey which I would love to play with all night long.

by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018

tracy broke turkey

Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free

Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.

by Psycho god June 7, 2018