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The State Game

A competition to see if a person can have sex with a member of the opposite gender from each of the 50 United States.

Rules:
1) There must be a set time-frame. "I play until I'm married" does not count. For all we know, you never plan on getting married. The most typical time frame is after 4 years of college, as it's more acceptable to be promiscuous, and offers the best chances at meeting people from across the country.
2) The state that the person you are trying to seduce claims as their state of origin is the one that counts. For example, if a person says, "I'm from California, but I was born in Florida", Florida would be the state that the person counts as.

3) A state only counts if it is actual sex. No second or third base allowed.
4) A second party must validate that you had sex with this person, and that they are from said state.
5) If you cannot remember what state the person is from, they are invalid for play in The State Game until you re-contact them. Rule 4 then applies.
"Man, last night was crazy. How'd you do??"
"I got California AND Nevada!"
"God I love The State Game."

"I swear she was from Alaska!!"
"Where's her Facebook?"
"...she deleted it..."
"No Alaska for you."
by ASUASUASU October 26, 2012
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service ability limit state

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Failure at the "service ability limit state" is quite different form failure at the "ultmate limit state"...
by Copernicus-1952 July 14, 2011
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a facist state

Where someone with power and influence can hide behind a guise or lie of helping someone while exerting their control over someone else's life by having the cops come pick them up, lock them up and label them guilty without a trial.
That bitch crossed the line, let's have her locked up and tell everyone she's a terrorist but make sure you lie and tell her you're only there to help. They don't call this a facist state for nothing!
by cosmicaxis June 30, 2011
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Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.
"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!
by Benny Walker October 9, 2011
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State

When a person is acting an unusual or negative way
Simba: Yo bruv have you seen Jim? He’s acting bare fruity fam.
Tyrone: *sniggers* ha state.
by Twists December 2, 2018
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State Bias

The belief that your state is the best because you were born and raised there.
"I hate Illinois."
"What are you talking about? It's the best state!"
"That's called 'State Bias'"
by 100% stalinium July 18, 2017
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Dolphin State

When your dick is not entirely hard but not completely flaccid either. An in between state where the length of your shlong is clear but it doesn't seem like you're hard. The perfect state to show off your length without being clear you are attempting to show off.
Grant: Hey look at this photo of my willy
Frank: Nice length dude but this is obviously in your Dolphin State you show-off!
by Dolphin Guy August 4, 2017
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