Max

A 14 year oldkid who is very high because he does way too much biking, running, and swimming. His goal is to do a fucking half Ironman next summer what an idiot

Did you hear that max just biked another 100 miles. What a fucking showoff

by Stardad69 September 6, 2019

Max

Max is a very good kisser who always likes the girl who make him laugh.

Max: hey babe

Babe:kiss me when I get to yours kiss me hard

Max. Ok babe

by Macyman September 7, 2019

Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass

Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot

by Lickylemons May 30, 2018

Max

A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best

Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max

by Suckthatduckgetreadytof May 31, 2018

Max Clakton

Bit of a rip.

Oh look it`s Max Clakton, bit of a rip

by Tomoffy June 2, 2018

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard

Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment

by Max employment June 5, 2018