Matthew

Matthew is a nice boy, a little on the chubby side but will always be there to deal drugs (donuts) with you. However, this "nice boy" schtick wasn't around roughly 13 years ago... At. His. Horrific. Birth! His huge head erupted from the womb of his homosexual mother more petrifying than Mt. Vesuvius. However now, most Matthews just farm potatoes and eat water. They are also generally a little on the gay side. --is known for having a "tube shark" fetish--

Joshi: Wtf Matthew!? Stop drawing tube shark nudes!!

Matthew: *pulls out meat scepter?*

by anonymous March 8, 2019

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a cook, usually from portugal

matthew is a cook from portugal......I think

by IGV March 20, 2019

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a ranga

matthew your a fucking ranga

by matthewsagaycunt January 5, 2019

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A wise kid that is a fag and cannot skate. Otherwise he’s pretty fucken cool with his subwoofer and chiwawa. Don’t forget Matthew is the leader and a leader will leave in deed to help his people for the better

The Bible is written by matthew.

by Skator matt January 9, 2019

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Matthew is a boy that can put his mind to something and then do it. He is super cooperative and can put you in a good mood in just a second. You could be sad but he would make a joke with his stupid, hilarious humor and make you laugh. Hes not a guy to try to get a girlfriend but when he 'accidently' finds that girl for him he'll treat her like shes everything.

You: "oh my who's that"

Friend: "that's matthew"
You: "damn"

by xd sophia January 9, 2019

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