Jordan

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021

Jordan

Fucking slow

Jordan is dumb but a ride or die

by Blue not here November 22, 2021

Jordan

A little Asian boy who thinks he’s cool by not and suck at football as basketball

Jordan is a bumb little boy and suck at basketball

by Blah12blah October 18, 2019

Jordan

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.

YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?

by theungreatchild October 19, 2019

Jordan

Gay

Jordan is gay

by Jddbwhwhshsbs October 21, 2019

Jordan

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English?
Me: Jordan
Friend: Uh uh
Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine
Random Person: He's single tho
Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it

Jordan is the best friend you will ever have

by PPUUSSSSYYYY October 22, 2019