january 31st

International Mitch grassi stan day . a day dedicated to the intellectuals who stan mitch grassi

it’s january 31st? Happy International mitch grassi stan day!

by loveandgrassi October 15, 2019

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

January

Someone who only goes to the gym a few times a year, or who has only recently gone from reading online about fitness to exercising in real life.

"I'll just do something bodyweight at home... I don't want to deal with all the Januaries."

"First he did deadlifts with the worst form I've ever seen and then he started lecturing me on 5x5s. He's a fuckin January."

by theprotomen February 17, 2017

January

January is the month of Jah January when Jah comes back to life

January 19 is the day when Jah comes back to life

by Tsn_EpicGamer21 December 1, 2019

Jolly Jacking January

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times

Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

Slap ass January

January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.

Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back

Person 2: good luck!

by abc_defgxoxo December 11, 2019