Jesus Nudes

they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.

give them Jesus Nudes.

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Jesus-Like

Being <Jesus-Like> is when somebody has pure power or control of there actions.

Man that guy is real powerfull
OR.
Man that guy is real <Jesus-Like>

by Your_Maker June 5, 2018

Jesus Style

To offer fine or expensive alcohol to drink at a party after people are already drunk. Origin: When Jesus allegedly turned water into wine it was said to be good quality.

I thought I had another box of wine but I just have the good stuff. I guess we're drinking Jesus Style now!

by Mushnik December 19, 2017

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Jesus Frappe

An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.

"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"

by PhatJuicyAss April 25, 2020

Jesus police

A Jesus police is a person of authority who has shot and killed an innocent , unarmed person ..

He don’t even believe in Jesus .. !!
Why’d he call the Jesus police .. ??

by AfterMatth .. February 15, 2020

Jesus Hair

A term used describe a man's long (past shoulder length), voluptuous hair.

Pedro: Yo, Ricky man, I'm serious man! This dude got Jesus Hair, yo!

by Jack Lone May 25, 2020