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Lip Window

When you can see someone’s gum smackers through their water bottle
Omg dude I can totally see that guys lips through his water bottle. Thanks for the Lip Window that nobody asked for my dude.

“Lip Window”

-Lono April 29th, 2021
by Fett 44 April 29, 2021
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Bashed in the Back Window

When a man gets a fissure due to excessive force while receiving anal sex
What started off as a loving encounter ended up being bashed in the back window.
by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021
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stained glass window

when a blunt smokin', 40 drinkin'(pronounced foe-tee), gat wavin' n!gga gets medevil on anotha mutha f*cka by poppin a cap in the n!gga's head, and spraying brains and blood all up on the windows, like that sh!t be some mutha f*ckin cathedral's windows.
terrel! Damn n!gga that's 2 stained glass windows already, i just got out, you betta stop cappin' honky's, its just not even fair.. and i don't wanna go back to tossin salads.
by R-Dogg September 6, 2003
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get help with file explorer in windows

When you press the '?' icon in Windows within File Explorer by mistake
*Opens File Explorer and presses the '?' icon when trying to search* "Ugh, I don't need to get help with File Explorer in Windows"
by LoweredUniform August 25, 2024
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Window Licker

Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team

He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024
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Windows 11

1. A malware combination of Spyware and Adware released by Microsoft for "security." To secure your data to data brokers and ads in your start menu, to secure money into Microshit's pocket. An OS used by NPCs who don't know any better and also trust things like Norton and McAfee. See also NPC and Shitware/Shovelware

2. A downgrade for your computer's OS, no matter what you're running. Has retarded hardware requirements because Intel had a deal with Microshit since they were tired of used Haswell CPU machines dominating their oligarchy, and slightly hurting their bottom line.

3. A failed abortion digitalized and used to rape our personal computers.

4. A gateway for Microsoft to do planned obsolescence, clearly taking a note from Apple.

5. Enshittified code that is thrown together by "gay retards" who want to chokehold the tech industry. See also: Google (but post-2020)

6. Shitware that no longer lets you own your computer, or do what you want with it. A digital scourge not describable using any modern language.

7. An excuse to switch to a Linux OS and mail a package of dogshit to Microsoft, who currently has a rapist mentality of forcing their shitty cock into your mouth

8. A disgrace to everything Bill Gates worked for before he left OS development and fantasized about shooting anti-sun dust into the atmosphere.
1.) Person 1 "Hey dude, you upgraded to Windows 11 yet?"
Person 2 "No because I'm not fucking retarded."

2) "Fuck I just lost all my shit because dipfuck Microsoft raped my computer by installing Windows 11 without my consent."

3) Person 1 "I keep getting advertisements about gay, non-binary women on Windows 11. How can you be non-binary and a woman?"
NPC "I think it's nice they're being inclusive while spying on me and spoon-feeding ads to my incapable gaping asshole."
by this websites devs suck ass September 27, 2024
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a window

something used to either let in light in the day or to pee out of at night
time to pee out of a window!!
by iminhellplshelpahhh October 10, 2024
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