clam bake

The act of smoking weed through one’s vagina.

Brittany and I are planning on celebrating 4/20 with a good old-fashioned clam bake!

by elgooGcM May 15, 2018

clam bake handshake

Handjob from a Co-ed on the beach.

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.

by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018

clam wallet

Vagina

Her clam wallet was feeling a little itchy this week

by Roguer May 17, 2018

Juicy Clam

Juicy Clam uses the slang term for virgina (Clam) and adds a descriptive word for its state of excitment.
Similar to "wet pussy"

I bet she's got a juicy clam.

by Prince Mohamed May 24, 2018

clam clutch

1. (slang, derogatory) a gathering with many more women than men

2. the female equivalent to a sausage party

Surprisingly, it was quite a clam clutch at the gay bar.

by Koi_Boi May 26, 2018

clam nipples

a boy who contains aid infected clam juice in his tittys and has a very undersized peny weeny

oh you see clam nipples over there he mustve cam out of and ally with a black man named latrelle

by lickle mann dunddy April 17, 2018

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022