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Jenna Syndrome

A catastrophic, chronic illness that affects all areas of the nervous system, that leads to severe decline in empathy, poor quality of life, and increases in impulsivity and attention-seeking. The DSM (Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) V does not include this in their addition, but see other variations of personality disorders, including...

1. Schizoid Personality Disorder: characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness, detachment, and apathy.

OR

2. Dissociative Personality Disorder: characterized by a person's identity fragmenting into two or more distinct personality states. People with this condition are often victims of severe abuse of psychoactive substances.

AND at least 3 of the following symptoms: Emotional insecurity, social climbing, and psychopathic behavior.
Person 1: Hey, you heard what happened to Moe?

Person 2: No dude, wtf happened?

Person 1: He got Jenna Syndrome cause I don't have enough followers on my instagram :(
by notyouraverageandy May 7, 2019
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selective syndrome

Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).
"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"
by im.notgay May 10, 2019
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Carlos Syndrome

Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.
OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!

I caught the Carlos Syndrome.
by fml24 March 21, 2019
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Belmar Syndrome

When everybodies grades suddenly drop from a lack of competence from a teacher
Hey man, what happened to your math grade?
I got hit with Belmar Syndrome
by RoJoPotus March 22, 2019
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scoob syndrome

a synonym for autism used only for betas and silly geese
bro aidan has some serious scoob syndrome
by scobs22 May 31, 2019
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the balotelli syndrome

a feeling or situation of being unfairly judged regardless of what you do.
can also be used to describe a feeling that the universe is against you and you will be misunderstood no matter what you do
it just seems like I have The Balotelli Syndrome everyone seems to hate me!

why do bad things always happen to me! why always me! i'm surely having the balotelli syndrome
by beneni October 12, 2019
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ichi syndrome

Ichi syndrome - A syndrome where if you can't here Ichi's voice for a day you'll feel sad and empty.
Synonyms:Depression, Sadness, etc.
I have Ichi Syndrome I might die today..
by Very Rndm August 10, 2019
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