Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

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smash

embark on a interesting journey of unspeakable sexual things with another person.

person 1 : wanna smash
person 2: absolutely

by Rapid turtle December 13, 2022

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Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

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Smash is a sex symbol and a thot. She can get any dude she wants and is very direct when it comes to flirting. She will literally walk up to you and say "Hey, you're hot." That's the type of girl she is. She is also very flexible. She is a very kind human being but the problem is she will hurt your feelings out of fear of hurting your feelings, because she can't be honest with you. And if she doesn't care about whatever you're talking about, she probably won't listen to you. But her heart is pure. She's also someone who needs her freedom and independence.

Smash wants to smash.

by Kurblu October 21, 2019

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