September 19th

The kings birthday, also known as the best day of the year.

"whens your birthday?"
"September 19th"
"Bro you deserve head"

by BigdickMyma911 July 16, 2022

September 10th

Ava appreciation day

September 10th
-today is the day you appreciate your friend named ava
friend 1:isn’t ava so great?
friend 2:you’re right we should really express our gratitude of her presence to her

by Drake’s ex babymama July 23, 2022

September 28

The day where meaning of life was born. Otherwise known as Karla’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this person for being a failed plan b.

"Guys it's September 28 hand over all your
money as an act of gratitude towards our
bitchless God"

by bnn.mlk July 27, 2022

September 2nd

national Tristan and Kristian day. If you see one of them tell them “happy national Tristan and Kristian day “

* on September 2nd*
girl: OMG ITS KRISTIAN HES SO POPULAR!
girl 2: OMG TRISTAN TOO I CANT BELIEVE IT!

by PlattywitdaFatty August 1, 2022

september 4th

the day the most important people of the world was born. Beyoncé & Hassan.

guy: man beyoncé is very important

girl: she was born september 4th so yeah

by wockyyy August 2, 2022

September 11

The day the finest girl ever that I can’t have was born 🙈

Yo, guess who’s birthday it is.
Wait, is it that finest girl in chemistry?
Yessir

No way it’s September 11

by justsomesecretguy August 2, 2022

September 11

Edward Queef’s birthday

Happy birthday Edward queef it’s September 11

by Joshsmithisanonce67 June 16, 2022