Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

Robbed from the pot

To take a cup of coffee from a coffee pot before it completely finishes brewing.

I robbed from the pot because I was running late to a meeting.

by mrbrc November 23, 2021

Two Missionaries in a Crock-Pot

First recorded reference in "Mike and Molly" at season 1 episode 21 at -00:08:54 as a punchline.

Currently used to describe two (2)persons coital with two (2) others in the same room and everybody hopes it gets wierd.

So, half the people were on top, did ya'll end up like two missionaries in a crock-pot?

by Dctrsqr May 18, 2023

Pots and Pans

A phrase meaning a woman's breasts, typically of a pleasant pair.

"Oh John look at her, she has a lovely pair of Pots and Pans"

by 丁骨牛排 May 29, 2023

Flower Pot

A storage container (usually being a jar or an airtight box) containing Cannabis (Flower)

“You Dave get the Flower Pot so we can spark up”

by The_one456 June 12, 2023

Tennessee steam pot

When you’re showering with your partner and fart so the steam traps the smell inside the shower.

Dude, I totally got my wife with a Tennessee steam pot last night.

by Cnjonesie June 12, 2023

Pot marked

Irregularaities and deep craters resulting from a facial fire in which someone attempted to put out with an ice pick..

I noticed his pot marked face from a distance. It was charred and disfigured.

by Delross71 June 13, 2023