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Jizzful January

This challenge is like destory dick December except u jerk off 5 days a week until Feburary.
Tony: Yo this new challenge Jizzful January got everyone going crazy.
Josh: I can taste colors now
by DarkAngel76 November 5, 2019
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Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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January 16th

January 16th is National Jackass Day! If you have a friend that is a Jackass, feel free to call them one!
Person/Alien 1: Hey dude, it’s January 16th!
Person/Alien 2: So..?
Person/Alien 1: Your a Jackass!!
Person/Alien 2: *proceeds to think about life choices*
by Paralyzed November 16, 2019
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January 15

The day when the best people are born. They are usually sporty people. She will grow up to be a dancer. And her family is amazing! She also has the best friends ever!
person one: mia’s birthday is on january 15!!
person two: wow mia must be the best
by heyhey2007 November 21, 2019
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January 1st

Its BBC day, were you can suck as many BBCs as you want, National BBC day it's when we celebrate the 1st black PP ever created.
Girl 1: Are you ready for January 1st

Girl 2: No, Why?

Girl 1:Because it's National BBC day
by Joe mama's coochie October 12, 2019
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January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry
You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations
by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019
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January 30

On January 30th every living being in the world has the obligation to love Yang Xiao Long.
by bmblbisreal October 14, 2019
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