February 5

Your crush will ask you out today!!

Crush: will you go on a date with me because it’s February 5!! Me: yeah of course I will

by Charly@charly January 25, 2024

February 2

It’s national give your girlfriend a hickey day today!!!

Person 1: hey babe
Person 2: “gives a hickey”
Person 1: what was that for!?!?!?!?
Person 2: it’s February 2nd!

Person 1: ohhhhh!

by Lover life is lonely January 27, 2024

February 12th

Only the cutest and sweetest people are born on this day, especially if your name is Olly

Did you know all cute people are born on February 12th?

by Uumga January 30, 2024

faggy february

a challenge where during the month of february you can only watch gay porn similar to no nut November or destroy dick december

“bro I lost faggy february.” “bro how could you do that.”

by ultrarecipidarian January 31, 2024

Fuck Forever February

An entire month, dedicated to fuck till the end! It's like DDD Destroy Dick December!

Bf: Hey babe, it's FFF!
Gf: What's FFF?
Bf: It's Fuck Forever February!
Gf: Oh I'm ready! 😫

by Rusdonia February 1, 2024

February 2

February 2 otherwise know as “Day of the fuck wit” is a day where fuck wits are usually born into this world.

“That fuck wit was definitely born February 2”

by Sullie February 1, 2024

February 2nd

TommyNFG’s birthday, otherwise known as international TommyNFG day

February 2nd is TommyNFG day

by #1 Big Silly Goose February 2, 2024