Nype Date

Naked Skype Date...

My roommate was giggling down the hall and someone said: "Who is she talking to?"

I replied: "Oh she is on a Nype Date with her boyfriend.... Yeah..."

by GBGL November 21, 2011

broke date

Date by which a recent graduate must have a job. On that date the person will no longer have the means to pay for basic living expenses.

MBA Person A: June 13th is my broke date, after that I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay the rent. You?
MBA Person B: I don't have a broke date, I'm living with my mom.

by roberst September 6, 2011

Expresso Date

To speak vulnerable thoughts over a cup of coffee... Rather quickly, in a caffeine induced ramble.

Going out for coffee with a person you've always wanted to be honest with.

So, I went on an Expresso Date with this guy from Tinder, I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 26, 2023

Expresso Date

A date where you go out for coffee and express your feelings a lot

So, I went on an Expresso Date last night with this guy from Tinder... I think I said too much.

by Jeff06999 May 27, 2023

online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.

Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."

by cedspam June 2, 2023

N word pass expiration date

N word pass expires after 24 hours of when it was received

N word pass expiration date

by anonymous June 25, 2023

Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count

1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.

by nyxusz March 3, 2023