Canadian Mugging

When you put someone at gunpoint and force them to take your own money.

"Did you hear about Jerry being involved in a Canadian Mugging? He just got like 200 dollars for free!"

by toocnan December 7, 2023

Canadian Handshake

An threateningly unspecified action involving a bag of hockey pucks and a lot of warm gravy.

Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.

by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023

Canadian Polly Pocket

When you give your gamer,warlord boyfriend head under his desk

Person one: " I totally gave my boyfriend a canadian polly pocket last night"
Person two:"what the fuck is that?"

by Canadian Bat 420 July 14, 2023

Canadian Fur Coat

Pubic hair. Specifially crotch pubic hair.

He pulled down his pants and he was sporting a really warm Canadian fur coat.

by Ersatzverite July 15, 2023

Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

canadian knuckle duster

The act of lubing your toe knuckle and shoving it up a women’s vagina

Tracy: After that Canadian knuckle duster Dave gave me I was seeing god

by ButtNutter666 July 25, 2023

Canadian Sticky Icky

The act of a pouring maple syrup in the unwashed belly button of a male, followed by the lint, hair, and syrup mixture being licked out by the female.

Linda used Grade B maple syrup the other day when she gave me a Canadian Sticky Icky. She says it tasted better than using standard Grade A syrup.

by mdoug August 6, 2023