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Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.
Brandon Hellyer has a chode of a penis.
by Bigfoot84 August 22, 2018
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Chode

A penis which is larger in width than in length, often found on men with the name or Jonathon or jono.
Often these men named jono or Jonathon are named with the word chode after their full names.
E.g jono chode or did you see ‘Jonathon chodey the other night’
by Cymrushagger September 18, 2018
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chode

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Chode

Chodezolez
Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez
by Chickenchode353 May 15, 2018
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yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018
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Chode

I have a chode 😢😢😢😢😢
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Chode

1) A penis wider than it is long
2) The insult of choice of middle schoolers (especially those who are still extremely immature).
3) A word which, when uttered unironically by anyone with a middle school diploma, causes you to immediately eject yourself from that conversation and completely re-evaluate your relationship with whoever said it
8th Grader 1: You're a chode!

8th Grader 2: No you're a chode!

Adult: *shivers* *quickens his pace as to shield himself from this excessive blasphemy*
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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