A medical condition named after a tall Russian man with chest tattoos. The medical condition in which chronic lower back problems occur do to having and extremely heavy and overgrown meat stick.
by Itwasntrobstaaa July 8, 2019
Get the Pashka syndrome mug.Innocent people looking up to false personalities and end up getting used to feed the narcism of such personalities by means of manipulation.
by Emayan July 19, 2019
Get the Abba Syndrome mug.A mental illness found in Brentwood Highschool Students. Symptoms include stupidity, retardation, irritable bowels, constant robbery, and unfunny stunts.
Me: let's go up on that stage and slap each other.
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
Someone else: bro, you've got a bad case of Brentwood Syndrome
by LaggyGames July 25, 2019
Get the Brentwood Syndrome mug.Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.
by Pisslegend November 14, 2019
Get the Thomas Syndrome mug.Also known as SSDit is when a person or people unnecessarily jump to conclusions, or enter a moment of panic or hysteria. Even though there is an easy solution or a solution already exists. This phenomenon is caused by severe anxiety and negative work environments.
by YourInSight November 27, 2019
Get the Salgado Syndrome mug.Bob: Caroline is taking forever to answer and won't even interact with me in bed.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.
Alex: She must have the Morgan Syndrome.
by Philip Eats April 22, 2019
Get the Morgan Syndrome mug.A phenomenon in competitive online MOBA/team-based FPS gaming in which average rank (i.e. Silver/Gold/Plat) have big ambitions to learn the strategies and compositions of high-rank and pro players, but are in their rank due to not being refined in the fundamental aspects of the game. This includes:
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
* Spending hours watching lots of in-depth Jayne videos and concepts, dozens of them, but not enough time grinding the competitive ladder to apply those concepts
* The stress and cognitive dissonance of having a lot of lofty goals and academic knowledge, yet not being exceptionally good.
* Trying to adhere to the meta religiously, even though they are nowhere near the skill cap and their inability to climb out of their rank has nothing to do with the meta.
* While there is a genuine attempt to learn about metas in-depth, sufferers of Jayne Syndrome, end up rotely memorizing lots of informations, getting bit and pieces, glibly forming them together, but with a lack of context.
Gold Player: "You won't ever get better at the game if you keep using off-meta characters"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
Diamond Player: "Please, get treatment for your Jayne Syndrome"
by jakk765 April 23, 2019
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