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The seven deadly simps

Dude the seven deadly simps is so funny haha
by ZuZu091 November 4, 2020
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Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p
Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are
by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023
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Maximum Anti-Simp

A Deep Magic forged within the darkest pages of the Enchantment Table. They very essence of power among Memers. Some call it Vibe. Once you achieve no interests or show no special attention to any creature of the Planet Earth, you will be let go of your Earthly tether and become one with the heavens.
Do not site the Deeo Magic of Maximum Anti-Simpery! I was there when it was written.
by Worrab The Vibelord September 16, 2021
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Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay
"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"
by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021
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Disgusting ass simp

A disgusting ass simp is someone who literally won't stop talking about the person they're in love with and find every single thing they do adorable
"Oliver is such a disgusting ass simp he won't stop talking about Jordan"
by swooshhhh September 2, 2021
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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨
by That_one_simp May 4, 2022
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Emotional Support Simp

Emotional support simps are a crafty lot. Typically they only pursue emotionally vulnerable women already in a relationship who they may have had some previous association with from the past. Emotional Support Simps will allow the hurt woman to vent to them for hours on end and try to craft scenarios and ideas in their head about their relationship.
Emotional support simps have one goal in mind - to look not like a regular simp who is thirsting but rather just a “supportive friend” with the sole intention on getting a girl to break up so he can smash and dash.
Their typical season for activity is late summer early when the cards of life are being reshuffled.
Emotional support simps originated in the Cedar Rapids Iowa location and have quickly spread throughout the country.
Emotional support simps though crafty and will try to cause division in others relationship are typically fearful of most things and people. They are not physically intimidating nor impressive in any other aspects of life. An emotional support simp will only target emotionally and mentally vulnerable victims as to leverage what little power and influence they actually have over people in a more fragile state.
They are narcissistic manipulators in their own right and are to be avoided
Did you hear about Dylan? He pretended to be Amys friend for 2 months and then dropped a let’s hook up line on her. That’s some long term emotional support simp dedication right there

“Careful guy, it’s Pady emotional support simp season, your girls high school friend she’s venting to doesn’t actually care about being her friend. Trust me I grew up with him he’s a slime”
by King Red Man October 17, 2022
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