The months of January, June, and July are where you cannot ejaculate for the entire months. (For anyone who failed NNN and would like to try again)
by Ghehgxt December 29, 2022
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andrew garfield: “you know what day it is”
tom holland: “june 12?”
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tom holland: “ok daddy”
tom holland: “june 12?”
andrew garfield: “let’s see that tiny nipple lookin dick”
tom holland: “ok daddy”
by Thatonelampshade December 31, 2022
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June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.
One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.
Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.
One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.
Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.
On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.
Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.
by one_thilde October 17, 2019
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Symi Nemesis is a Rapper from BOD, and this day is used to celebrate his music.
Symi Nemesis is a Rapper from BOD, and this day is used to celebrate his music.
Person one: It's June 4th, today bro
Person Two: Aw sick! I'm gonna go to BOD and isten to Symi Nemesis!
Person Two: Aw sick! I'm gonna go to BOD and isten to Symi Nemesis!
by SymiNemesis October 17, 2019
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friend 2: bitch its june 17th let me be me, my life is way too fucked up to be a fairytale
friend 2: bitch its june 17th let me be me, my life is way too fucked up to be a fairytale
by phoelix October 27, 2019
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