Ear fountain

Where a guy jizz's in a girl's ears and puts his dong so far down her throat her ear drums rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

Ear fountain

Where a guy jizzes in a girl's ear and rams his dick down her throat causing her eardrums to rupture

I performed a ear fountain on your mom last night

by Some 11 yo June 4, 2024

At first ear

it's when u hear something for the first time

At first ear, it sounded cool.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

At first ear

it's like when you hear something for the first time.

At first ear, it sounds way cooler than my old fridge.

by kylerockwit June 6, 2024

BLACK EAR

WHEN A BLACK ASS NIGGA CANT HEAR YOU SAY SOMTHING CRYSTAL CLEAR 3 TIMES INA ROW AND IGNORES EVERY SINGLE SENTENCE YOU SAY TILL YOU HIT THEM. CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

hey munmun where's the guild base ....muns where's the guild base ..... munsumi where's the guild base! COLE YOU FUCKING CUNT WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE. I SWEAR YOU HAVE BLACK EAR CANT HEAR FOR SHIT.

by I_give_facts June 12, 2024

BLACK EAR

When a black ass nigga cant fucking hear you when you say something multiple times. THEY HAVE TO BE BLACK OR HAVE BLACK IN THEM TO SAY THIS.

HEY COLE WHERES THE FUCKING GUILD BASE? WICKEDGAMER23 WHERES THE DAM GUILD BASE? COLE: HUH?

I SWEAR YOU HAVE FUCKING BLACK EAR YOU BLACK ASS.

by I_give_facts June 12, 2024

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears Is a genetical condition in which somebodies ears are literally ginormous. Some mistake a person with Jared's ears to be a bird or other flying specimen. Jared's ears is normally identified at birth because the ginormous ears are incredibly big at birth, and therefore make labor incredibly hard. Jared's ears only has one cure which is to cut the ears off, or trim them with a rotary sander.

Is that a bird dog, nah its a plane.

Shit. Nevermind, it's just a guy with Jared's ears

by Christophlak June 18, 2024