canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Canadian tuxedo

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.

John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain

by Docksee January 17, 2024

Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.

My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.

by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Canadian Bacon

Another euphemism for a penis, specifically belonging to a Canadian

Checked twitter this morning and the first thing on my timeline was Drake's canadian bacon

by grapelemonade February 6, 2024

Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.

Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?

by bmf85 December 6, 2022