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Brandon Zachary

Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
by LillieGazillie November 14, 2021
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the most finest person around. you see him in the hall, and no one looks at him, but someone in particular always notices him. he has colored hair, and always wears a hoodie. hes tall, and has a deepish voice. he doesn't talk much, but when you get to know him, he's your best from
girl: omg did you see that boy? he looked me in the eyes for like 5 seconds!! he is so fineee

girl's friend: yeah but girly are you sure, his hair looks dry and you haven't seen him without his mask

girl: you just cant see his true colours. did you know his name?

girl's friend: yeah its brandon
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Brandon

brandon fucksss
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Brandon

The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.
If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.
by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021
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him: omg there goes brandon
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Brandon Morales

he has a giga cock that is bigger without a boner than Johnny sins dick but when he has a boner he has a boner he has to be carefull or else he will split your whole body into 3 pieces
Where are you

Im at the hospital they just finished putting my body together after that night with Brandon Morales
by XOTWOD23 March 18, 2022
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a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.
kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon
by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022
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