The Alabama Waterslide

Three people fisting a girl at the same time. She is also blowing a dude with honey and laxatives on his dick.

Me, Daryll, Randy, and Bobby were giving your mom the alabama waterslide yesterday.

by TheReaperOfQueefers February 16, 2021

Alabama variant

A COVID-19 variant which is exclusively transmitted through fecal matter. It spreads more quickly than other COVID-19 variants. May cause explosive diarrhea.

Upon entering her apartment, Betty finds her roommate lying in a pool of shit on the kitchen floor.
Betty : It reeks in here! What the fuck is going on?
Roommate : Don’t touch anything, I’ve caught the Alabama variant.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama Hot Cock

Any kind of fucking done by someone who had a turd transplanted where his cock used to be.

Newly transplanted dude : Medical science is amazing! From now on all sex is Alabama Hot Cock for me!

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Alabama rumble seat

When you’re having anal sex and the penetrated party farts with the penis still inside their anus.

I was banging Anna in the ass the other day and that bitch gave me an Alabama rumble seat.

by Professor ding dangle March 1, 2021

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021