Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.

Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.

by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020

thousand per mille

1000‰, or just a different way of saying the exact same thing as 100%. Used by noveau-hipsters trying to be ever so slightly different than everyone else.

<Taylor>: Did that really happen?
<Charlie>: 1000‰ thousand per mille

by eganist July 16, 2020

The two-thousands

The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Thousand Island

When a man ejaculates onto a woman that is on her period, and the semen and blood are mixed together and drank by the participants or put onto a sandwich.

I didn't know how drunk I got last night, until I ate the sandwich Ron made for me and tasted that Thousand Island I remembered creating with him on the sandwich.

by Tayus Neb June 3, 2016

Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine

The amount of girls I have had sex with

"Dude, I've had sex with Nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine girls".

by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017

gimme da thousand

When someone makes an offer that you want to refuse but can't afford to.

Vernetta: "Maxwell get from around this man window!"
Maxwell: "Ine come to you woman! Where John?...Gimme da thousand!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg July 26, 2021