Oliver

Oliver is an extremely handsome guy. He is so much fun to have around, the life of the party. He plays soccer like no one else. When he walks into a room you instantly get butterflies, he's very smart, very fast, and very chill. Don't make him mad though, it will break your heart more than his! Take care of him because he is very rare, and if you treat him right, he'll treat you like his queen! He's just a very fun and sexy guy!

Girl: "Hi I think your really cute, can I have your number?"
Oliver: "No sorry, I already belong to my beautiful queen."

by Ltnabby<3 February 10, 2022

Oliver

Oliver an absolutely stunning godlike guy. He’s as chiseled as a greek god and has a bigger dick then Marton and Barnabas it’s as if he had a 4 leg. He’s the best thing that could happen to you your mom and your dad.

Have u guys seen oliver

Yea he fucked my man yesterday

by person174893 April 10, 2023

Oliver

The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.

Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!

by lawlwhocarez September 25, 2010

Oliver

Oliver (pronounced oli-vah, in this context) is a fairly new term originating from the suburbs of London which describes a boner which exceeds 100% intensity. It is rarely achievable for your average young male, but a virgin married man on his honeymoon often experiences an oliver when having sex with his wife for the first time. Olivers tend to release huge ejaculations.

James: so did Lydia get you hard last night, then?
Nathan: hard is an understatement, that lass gave me an OLIVER!

by Oliver twistopher the eighth July 23, 2017

Oliver

A man who desperately hangs onto their girlfriends who are bitch

You are hanging on like Oliver

by Topshaggerwill August 14, 2018

oliver

Awesome in all possible ways!!!! and is the strongest boy in town

Wow Oliver you're the best

by Fire band 34 July 5, 2017

Oliver

His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.

You: Damn i wish Oliver was my friend.
You: I WANT HIS DROP DEAD T-SHIRTS.

by jess is the way forward. October 25, 2010