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Obi-Wan

A village in the administrative district of gmina Władysław, within Władysław County, kuyavian-Pomeranian Voivodeship, in north-central Poland.
My friend and I went to visit Obi-Wan during our stay in Poland.
by Hopeless Situation Elder April 4, 2022
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OBI

The need to ask obi for help
by Kari Hatake February 15, 2022
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Oby

Oby is not gay
by Oby_bp February 26, 2021
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Obis

Obis (pronounced "Oh-bees"), refer to a group of positive male Star Wars fans named after our Space Jesus, Obi-Wan Kenobi. These fans are non toxic toward the rest of the fandom. They pride themselves on connecting with other fans, standing up to gate-keeping, accepting canon facts and enjoying Star Wars for the magnificent work of art that it is. They are not to be confused with Toxic Fanboys.
"I'm so sick of these gatekeeping fanboys! Well not the Obis of course"

"Obis are some of my favorite people in the fandom!"
by SharpyDenek March 10, 2021
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Obi-Wan Kenobi

Space-Jesus
Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!
by johnny12340 May 13, 2021
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Obie

Obie
by Guccipolo November 7, 2025
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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