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Monte crop duster

Evan Dougan aka Evan Dookie
“Omg do you smell that?”

“Yeah it smells the Monte crop duster.”
Ew !
by Kiss poke love November 3, 2021
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Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
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Monte

A molerat who’s only bitches on snap are the bots then send nudes. They tend to be down bad and identify as furries
Waddup monte

Hey there I like dick in my rectum
by Glizzylicker42069 October 2, 2021
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Monte

A really sweet, amazing, and handsome guy. He can be a little nerdy, but something about that makes him so much more attractive. You will certainly not be disappointed in knowing Monte, and if you're lucky enough to date him then you hit the jackpot fo real. He has the softest hair, and FUCKS LIKE A GOD WTFFFF. Anyways...
Person: I'm so lucky to have known Monte.
by AnonymousPhrog1290 December 1, 2024
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Rusty Monte

When you're fingering her from the back and she shits into the crease of your elbow.
Me and Ava were going at it in the candy cane and she accidentally gave me a rusty monte.
by ClitRipper1501 July 8, 2025
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Count of Monte Christo

Where you stitch a friend up for a crime he didn't commit so you can move in on his girl.

Named after events in the novel "The Count of Monte Christo.''
''I heard Declan pulled a Count of Monte Christo on Jayden to get in with his girlfriend Tara. Dude's doing 2 consecutive life sentences on a french prison island as we speak.''

"See Ed's dating Haydee now?''

"Yeeeap. We should Count of Monte Christo that fool so bad."
by nerd observer March 25, 2025
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mont-illiams

A mixture between the two last names Montgomery and Williams. An extremely unique last name that will always confuse substitutes.
Is Alfred Mont-illiams here?
by LintySphere81 May 12, 2024
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