Oh its my hero Malcolm
by Mehrbodooooo November 13, 2020
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by swmn October 30, 2020
Get the Malcolm mug.Super cute, kind, athletic, smart guy. Hes low key the clown of the class but is super smart and everyone loves him. Hes been asked out multiple times but turns down everyone because hes just like that. Everyone loves him anyway because hes nice. He starts all the trends in the school but isnt fake or cocky. Genuinely good guy, and he is uber sexy ;)
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