The 'Rare Malcolm'

The name given to someone with the uncommon name "Malcolm" amongst a group or community in which only one person called Malcolm exists.

I had a lengthy chat with the 'Rare Malcolm' the other day.

by Mr Tindall January 7, 2017

Malcolm

cool badass man who is loving and is really smart ask him anything and he will respond with a nice statement

Malcolm is smart

by n kv,dmndd December 1, 2020

Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!

You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!

by Cugar November 22, 2021

Malcolm

Mostly chill, won't give af except of some things
He's an OK guy very random

Malcolm, yes

by Honestly bro yea August 13, 2021

Malcolm

He has a Huge fkn Dick and is hella good in tha bed all girls wanna fuck this gut he has a big mother fucking

Malcolm has such a big Dick

I konw and he has such skills in bed he Made cum so fucking hard thee Times

by MalleBigBalle January 6, 2019

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018