JP

Probably a mean person who calls other peoples moms hoes because of his extreme salt due to not getting the raiders D

JP will do ok in the consolation bracket

by JPisbadatff September 13, 2017

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Jp

A douchebag usually tall with blonde hair and blue eyes usually likes thicc black girls, Jp is usually funny and is the class clown, is really mean online but hyper at school

Oh you are being mean

You’re such a jp

by Dog lover144 November 26, 2017

JP Basin

A faggot of a kid who nobody likes. He thinks he is the toughest around when anyone can take him down.

Hey man, don’t be a JP Basin nobody will ever like you.

by Bobby2837373726262637 January 29, 2018

JP

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

JP

A JP stands for a Jewish Princess. In the US they usually say JAP (Jewish American Princess) but us Jews in the uk feel left out.

She’s such a JP omg did you see how she was over reacting when she had to use the train!

by Jewish girl April 7, 2020

JP

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020