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The JD Vance

When you bang the couch while staring at the recliner and telling it to maintain eye contact so you can finish.
JD Vance did The JD Vance and after bought the loveseat an apology card so it didn’t feel left out.
by Don Jr. March 16, 2025
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JD Vance

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.
by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024
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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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JD

He's JD!
I know, it's JD, right?
I feel like JD now.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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