Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 3, 2023

Java

Waste of time

Hi what r u doing ??
me : Nothing (java)

by FckJava January 2, 2022

Java#0009

Smart, compelling, straight to business

Need something? Java#0009 can make it happen.

by Java#0009 September 18, 2022

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

java junkie

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.

Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

Java island

Named after the slang term for "coffee", Java island is an Indonesian island where the inhabitants are addicted to coffee.

After visiting Java Island, I realized the locals aren’t just coffee lovers; they’re practically coffee connoisseurs, brewing up magic in every cup!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025

triple Java

When you're coding in Java, whilst drinking "java" (the slang term for "coffee") and being in the Indonesian island named Java.

I pulled an all-nighter for my programming project, fully embracing the triple Java: coding in Java, sipping my coffee, and soaking up the vibes of beautiful Java Island!

by Emotional Cruiser September 25, 2025