IOS

Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)

If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.

IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at [phone].

-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick

-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.

by AlxandrFAL January 29, 2023

iOS 6

The greatest version of iOS with the best design in Apple history.

Why do I use an iPhone 5? Because of iOS 6.

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx March 31, 2025

IO

Internal oral of the IBDP can be broken down to the following:
5 minutes of crying to my teacher
10 minutes of yap

5 minutes of me being struggled against like the chinese cultural revolution

John: I royally screwed up in my IO.

Mary: Oh same

by goddammit:/ March 27, 2024

Io

Io is an awesome girl. She will always make you laugh and you just want to be around her at all times. She's the one in the friend group that makes sure people don't kill each other.

Look do you see that girl Io, shes' really funny.

by cmgvm June 25, 2021

Dickson iOS

Best Asian 60 fps player on the asshole game called Critical Ops. Hes currently resting in his meditation room to rape any asian player who tries to compete with him. Even Akira IOS and Axist IOS could not keep up with his Godly immense and unstoppable power.

Dickson iOS is the best player alive

by SonickD July 5, 2021